so this indian telemarketer just called my phone. he's called me like 6 times already today so i decided i'd finally wait and see what he had to say.
when i asnwered he's like "hello im calling for blah blah blah to talk to you about your loan."
that set me off because i owe money to no one and i was like "what fucking loan you fucking dumbass, i didnt take any loan from anybody so take my fucking number off your call list"
and they called me through a restricted number after i ignored them the first few times they called.
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